WHAT MEN SAY ABOUT WOMEN

Hey, ladies.  Read what men think about us and their relationship with us. If you have anything to add, please send it to me. - - - Maria Panlilio

From The soul of wit....

                     When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. 

*  Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. (by Socrates)

*  Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming (1) Whenever you're wrong, admit it. (2) Whenever you're right, shut up. (by Donald Trump)

*  After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.(by Lee Majors)

 

*  “First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes Suffer...ing!  (by David Letterman)

 

*  “Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” (by Jimmy Kimmel)

*  By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. (by Al Gore)

*  I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. (by George Clooney)

*  Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." (by Bill Clinton)

*  There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. (by

Rudy Giuliani)

*  I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!  (by Michael Jordan)

*  The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. (by Shaquille O’Neal)

*  You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.  (by Kobe Bryant)

*  My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. (by David Hasselhoff)

*  A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. (by Alec Baldwin)

*  A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." (by Tommy Lee)

*  First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"  Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."  (by Brad Pitt)

*  The great question.. which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?(by Mike Tyson)